Two sad stories:
Today I went to Uniqlo to buy some shirts for my siblings and they gave me a red box and said it was a present. I was very excited, but when I got home I discovered it was a box of tissues.
After that I went to work. I was the first one in the building, so the lights were off. I saw a brown piece of something on the ground, so I picked it up to throw it away. Unfortunately, it was a moth. I thought perhaps it was dead, but then it started flapping its wings feebly. So yeah, killed a moth.